I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

Every ego is a God complex And like you I almost had myself convinced that I am who I am

One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

Unsatisfied with turning on the T… to take our minds off things we’ve taken to turning our minds o…

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

It’s not about you; It’s about me– This is how you know She’s breaking up with you It’s not about you;

Where once I feared death Now I fear that Death will be anticlimactic

Our thick skulls are a double-edge… Protecting our fragile brains When we are brained with an actual… Even as we are so hardheaded That the truth about our lust for…

When I was standing in the shallow end I really believed I was all in only later coming to realize