My wife wears her heart on her sle… Yet remains a total mystery– How can she be so sure? I’m sure I don’t know But sure enough

Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

You’ll be able to tell that nobody knows what anything is wort… when no one knows who they can tru…

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

You can’t take it with you tells us how to live well But we think it means living forev… and so, we’ve invested in Shell In the hopes that our savings will…

Marxism is a sadism with a simple formula: My happiness becomes real the moment yours is dematerialized

I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals

Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke

Yes, we have no bananas but we still need you to play second banana

It’s not a wine and cheese crowd unless everyone there hates crowds

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

What is the internet? It’s not a thing in space and time It’s a nothing in timeless cybersp… You could represent it with– “The symbol zero denoting the abse…

I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?

As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen