In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

In the state of nature You live by the sword And die by the sword In civilization The pen is mightier

A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

We are on the cusp of a great cala… The war of all against all Will commence as soon as No one lifts a finger Do not be fooled–

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

How can you tell the pseudo-intell… From the overly intellectual? The former will tell you how While the latter will tell you to… But since I can’t tell