“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy

When I sallied forth to share my… just one voice in the wild multipl… They told me to go fly a kite; it seemed that’s just life in the… Then I recalled as it began to ta…

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

The culture war is a total war burning down everything from sea to shining sea

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

When given the command “Explain yourself” A believer is someone who answers “I have no explanation” In order to explain everything

Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me

The left used to believe that the people have the power but once the Jewish people had the power to form the state of Israel

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither

Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school