Democracy was superseded not by a police state but by a witness protection progra…

We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable

The conceit of individualism was that you could have a type without even wondering if you might be a type

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

At bottom crypto mining is just another form of extracting fossil fuels But the crypt keeper knows that the best way to hide somethin…

Having finally found my place I am ready for anything And everything Don’t worry– There’s a place for anyone

The truth might set you free but it’s the half truths that will let you remain neutral

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive

Because there is no I in lions, if a lion could talk, it couldn’t say I Which is to say, a lion can starve but never lacks,

Like the distended sleeve On the fake Gordon Gartrell Denise made for Theo A giraffe’s long neck Reveals it as

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare

Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

People complain that religion tell… missing the point that it enables… other people telling you what to d…