You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
The stapler inevitably jams And it’s always the stapler That jams the copier Except for the times it jams When you try to copy something you…
If you Buy it You might Like it
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
This world’s highest praise– “Never change”- Is actually a curse Only God and His Torah are uncha… So that in our constant evolution
As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
Where my father’s faith led him to wear a clerical collar I struggle with faith much as I do with ring around the…
Power is a measure of the capacity to cope with our lack of control and in wielding our power to take control
Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
The heat of mutual disdain that always sustained us in person has cooled with depersonalized cam… that detain us via cursor
The hardest thing to face is that your dreams won’t come tru… unless your fears come true first
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
