In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Living in the Information Age is… looking at a Pointillist painting but you can’t connect the dots
America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
When God closes one store He opens another
You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Life’s greatest mystery is how other people could possibly have as little interest in my Spotify playlists
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
When I was a young man I couldn’t see the forest for the trees Now that I am old and wise I can’t see the forest
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
