You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

When I think of everything God has done for me I cry like Crying Jordan Would you believe With God

Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

Successful interpretation of the m… Codex on the Golden Rule found in the cavernous ruins of early 21st century civilization may hold the key to understanding

Guilt is a trap Locking you in The desire of others But God has a plan To set you free

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Social media submission guidelines… Submissions mustn’t be original wo… Submissions must be exclusive but the exclusion must be implicit… Submissions are always already ove…

Regarding electric vehicles, if you give Americans a choice eventually they will make the necessary choice But if you give them

God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate

In this world It gives us pleasure to imagine A false dichotomy between power an… Giving us the power to feel innoce… As if self-aggrandizement is the o…

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line