Unlike Saul, when the scales fell from my eyes I learned I was a serpent, sheddi…
For our civilization to function everyone must be willing to meet at the disappointed hour where if you’re not five minutes t… you’re early
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
Your ego never knows it’s there Until you greet it Which you do By addressing the other
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
The narcissist has just the one advantage but it’s all that he needs: Instead of looking his true self i… he gets to look his false self in…
God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide
If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become