The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara

If you give people enough space You’ll be amazed By their flexibility If you give people enough cyberspa… You’ll be aghast

Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant

We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime

People understand that their socia… depends on their phone but they wrongly believe that the existential question at h… is the familiar

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory

In the world to come The United Nations will finally r… If you can’t beat ‘em Join ‘em

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

It’s always darkest before the yawn