My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

The question isn’t: Why is there something rather than nothing? It’s: Why does it mean something

Hell is a bottomless pit Making the first step towards heav… Hitting rock bottom I’m addicted to control And I’m handing control back to G…

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

You’ve always dressed to impress But it’s only since social media That you can use your appearance To exact compulsory service

The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists

I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself

The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…

I often find myself telling God That according to the terms of the… You get what you need God insists I come to terms with the implicati…

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…