I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…

In the end no one could be held accountable for the catastrophe not because there weren’t plenty of warning signs

When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely

Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography

After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

Where once it was widely understoo… That the only way to defeat evil Is by defeating it Which is always possible because God is in control

When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria

The truth is always at a disadvant… because while you can harness truth in service of a lie you can’t tell lies