You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…

Whoever said It’s lonely at the top must have never had their own spelling group in third grade

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Strange how we’re so worried about Artificial Intelligence taking ov… when we’ve long since succumbed to Artificial Emotional Intelligence in the belief that if we

When I ask myself if I might be wrong, there’s a whole lot of red tape

Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

God isn’t dead which is another way of saying God isn’t unemployed and still has the same job just with a new job description

In the first take of Braveheart’s… Mel Gibson directed William Wall… “Freedom and responsibility!” But as a practiced antisemite Gibson quickly realized his error

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

In my third marriage I went all in on being present in the moment When she left she said that being with me

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots