Shakespeare said “All the world’s a stage, And all the men and women merely p… But who is the audience? After all, we’re not performing

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

If they were ever only attacking a… there’d be nor real need for the l… But the act of distorting an idea is always a pretext to the taking… So, you’ll know it’s a strawman fa…

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free

I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…

Power is the ability To maintain your non-negotiables And the world to come Will arrive when we stop trying To negotiate a new deal with God

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines