It’s capitalism after it shed its skin
Our brains are just big enough to operate eight fingers and two thumbs An octopus is smart but if it also had
I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event
People can’t really love their ene… but they sure can love the enemy of their enemy which actually gets them awful clo… to universal love anyway
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time
The kingdom of heaven is like a tr… where gentlemen may remove their h… while all others must
I may not be deep but I compensate for it by getting deep into the weeds
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
Seeing as no good deed goes unpuni… Everyone else turned the job offer… And went back to waiting on their… Only the Jews understood that In the real world
The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him