The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity

Asked for his thoughts on God the materialist replied Nothing doing The mystic said Exactly

If we know our physics is real Because GPS works Then we know our God is real Because language works

The quartermaster is responsible f… and nothing more Some of you will be content to half-ass the rest of it Some of you will be willing to ris…

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

Originally a method for learning from mistakes science had been debased into a tool for sorting right from wrong

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good

By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

2/3 of the Earth Is covered by water So, most of the underground Is under water Accordingly, in dreams

The cold war was a just war but a just war is still just war and war is hell