I had previously asserted that An ideology will fail When it asks its followers to beli… Despite the fact that it isn’t tru… But an ideology will succeed

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with

Instead of the invisible hand bending self-interest towards the collective good we got the risible glad-hand laughing our selfishness off

If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…

Whether or not “art is the proper task of life” the transition to AI-generated synthetic media will complete the debasement of th…

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

The difference between God and ma… Is that man can’t abide A free Jew While God will abide With the Jews

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

The purpose of our education syste… Is to condition us to give the rig… Which, of course Are those that please the authorit… The necessary condition for real l…

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time