If you want people to Languish, Control their Language If you want people to exercise the…

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

One year Has seven dog years And one of God’s weeks Has seven days Accordingly

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Heart cancer is vanishingly rare because a heart of gold only spreads love, not gold while a mind of gold inevitably spreads all the way

Zionism is the hill I will die on To be buried in the ground From which the world to come Is about to burst forth

Rock and roll will never die because OK Computer replaced the world with itself

In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status

At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Nietzsche was right– “Life itself is will to power” But so was Plato– “The measure of a man is what he d… As was Lord Acton–

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

America’s belief system– The show must go on– comes into focus when you suspend disbelief Because it’s not about justice