How do I love me? Let me count t… I love me to the depths of my stom… and when in line in front of a lum… I’ll take the last fried rice in t… I love me to the level of Wall St…
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious
You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work
There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation
At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all
Mehmet Murat ildan is correct when he says “Man has only one face, but a thousand masks” I would only add that
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
When I was young we always said If you’re gonna be a bear be a grizzly bear! But now everyone’s become
Everybody talks about the lack of movies for grown-ups but no one mentions the absence of grown-ups Of course, without grown-ups
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
