My fellow Americans Where once we shared a collective… We called the will of the people That simultaneously tamed and expr… We have now regressed to the preci…

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

You can’t cut the cord When you are the cord Connecting what you’ve been told y… With How you will inflict that burden o…

Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

The difference between a human bei… And an animal Is that a human’s instincts Can be wrong

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage

I’ve done the math: In regards to #1 #1a is sadly mistaken

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

When they locked down the third pl… (Houses of worship) And made the first two places (Home and work) Into one place

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs