Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

Everything dear to you? You can take all of that and throw it out the Overton window

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

It’s not that you’re jeal– ous, but that you guard your jeal– ousy jealously

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

You can’t watch sports these days… Father Time is undefeated Which is when I always quote Saul… “Vait a minute. Vat about Rocky…

It’s always darkest before the yawn

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

100% of success is showing up on time

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis