When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy

I’m the kind of guy Who doesn’t ride a motorcycle But always wears a leather helmet

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…

You can’t give people the benefit of the doubt if you’re incapable of doubting yourself

What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet