Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
I never expected It wasn’t forever Because that’s how long it would t… To explore the infinite So, if I’ve changed
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
The lie you chose to believe Always contains the truth That has chosen you The lie is comforting Because the truth is disturbing
Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…
They say Believing that God has a plan for… Is a fantasy But unless you believe in God His plan for you is
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…