Ours was the first all you can eat… to earn a coveted Michelin star and I always thought it was becaus… when you ordered the whole enchila… it came with bottomless fries

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

My life as ode to permission seeking was just a road to perdition strictly speaking Broadly speaking

Vision: In an age when there is n… Mission: Because time flies when…

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

At bottom God is a brute fact and Satan a brutal fact

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

TaB Clear whose only selling point was its clearness was offered exclusively in aluminum cans

As Amazon Prime Minister I’m ringleader of the carefree world

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

Paper comes from trees but when money was made of paper we all agreed that money doesn’t grow on trees

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…