In an online community You don’t have to commute But your sins will never be commut…

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The easiest way to tell that climate change is a new religion is that it allows for plenty of missed deadlines

Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

God gave us creation and said Help yourself and so, we plundered it realizing too late that the only way

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God

Given a choice We prefer A fait accompli

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free

If you lower the status of all mal… The high-status males will be aver… And the rest will be bottom feeder… Eating away at the foundation

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness