Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought

You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

At the risk of defeating myself I’ll say it in vain: Love and aggression are sutured by pain making war and peace

The internet is based on sensual p… Minus three or four of the senses And one or two dimensions of space…

The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:

They couldn’t have been more obvio… in their preparations for the surp… trusting that I was the type loathe to ruin my own surprise

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,

Our civilization is a bureaucracy And a bureaucracy’s raison d’etre Is to replicate itself Replicate, of course Means to repeat through duplicatio…

In all my dreams of flying my life has come

As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…

Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage

X marks the spot where cyborgs will receive their o– ver-the-air updates