Takeoff always happens just as we are running out of runway
It’s always a bad idea To admit you have no idea Put another way: No idea is a bad idea You get the idea
I have not loved my neighbor as my… but I have consistently greeted hi… with an insouciant bonhomie
God is a verb Woman is a noun And man is an adjective Put them together and you have Moderate
Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
We mistake the feeling of control for the feeling of freedom when freedom actually consists of the courage to take risks Those who encourage us
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought
Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
