Only Cyborgs Get to Work From Home
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof
All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
When we serve God determinedly Every day is humbling As we marvel at what we have been… And with it, the chance to give on… When we serve ourselves relentless…
I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy
When we imagine the future, we say One day Because One day is the name of a day As in New Year’s Day
A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it
Just as God is one There is only one strength– A yetzer tov That is strong enough to tame The yetzer hara
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results