When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Nietzsche imagined eternal recurre… as the ultimate Yes to life! whereas Jews understand that life is a lot of love and work

Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off

One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry

When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school

The ontological proof tells us It is impossible to doubt God– Any such doubt is proof That we just need to think bigger This much is uncontroversial

It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

Actual justice consists of hearing both sides of the story in order to decide which side is in the right meaning that justice

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them

Ours is a culture of low tolerance masquerading as a culture of low risk tolerance

There are No shortcuts On an Infinite journey