We expect a fiduciary relationship with our financial advisors and all they do is help handle the money Yet we so often fail
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
Beauty is in the eye of the stockholder
In the movies they always guess right when it’s time to cut the blue wire or the red wire on the ticking time bomb
Facing a fate worse than death– Immortality with neither body nor… Because Nothing ventured, nothing lost– Life is worth dying for
The latest version of antisemitism takes the form of a magic trick: The diversion– Antisemitism is bad The illusion–
When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds
It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
It’s important to me to live in a… with museums, big league sports, n… so that I can enjoy staying home Baltimore has a subway I’ve never… When I lived in Los Angeles I ac…