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Riddle me this: The Riddler commits crimes of the… By loving each and every one of us… But always leaves clues behind In the form of a riddle

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

Woe betide the man who accepts an apology

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The rug saves its harshest critique for the carpet

An army marches on its stomach but it convoys on its internal combustion engine Still, the way to

All self-help books boil down to this: You can’t fold a piece of paper more than 7 times but if you could fold it 103 times

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him

My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle