Never Win Anything

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

The three-body problem For example, the motion of the Mo… As disturbed by the Sun Is insoluble As in unpredictable

Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

We used to have the haves and the have nots But then the haves were further subdivided into the haves and the have to

There is no theory of quantum grav… Because– Einstein notwithstanding– No one understands gravity There is no theory of God

All forms of life have an unconsci… sentient animals have developed co… to extend the unconscious’ operati… and human beings have developed la… to make consciousness the unconsci…

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

The difference between dreams and… Waking life is a recurring dream That fulfills your most urgent wis… For another chance So, if you’ve been given another c…

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task