Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…

Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

The second we try Patience Is the moment we stop trying God’… Patience

Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

It would have been enough Had God merely kept His promises But since He knows a thing or two About human psychology God always under-promises and over…

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off