On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk

Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

It should come as no surprise when the Emperor with no clothes e… Off with their threads!

Known knowns: Who I think you think I am Known unknowns: Who you think I am Unknown unknowns:

“Did you know that your brain regularly fills in for missing information, much of the time without you even knowing that this is going on?” “(I)t happens so very quickly and without con...

During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them

They say You can run but you can’t hide Which is why the One Ring With its power of invisibility Is so seductive