I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
I thought I could keep the family… until I realized I was the family… So, all the time I was afraid of… the family’s dirty laundry I was already wearing
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people
Rest assured AI will give us exactly what we d… Because the devil is gentle but fa… Whereas God is tough but more tha…
Don’t get mad, get to work Because the best revenge is living… And you would do well to Work with what you’ve got And what you’ve got
Jews will tell you Right up front That they believe They are the chosen people WASPs believe that they believe
Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them
Post-pandemic life is like being a… Who comes home only to find Her parents have replaced Her obviously dead goldfish With a new one
The fear of God is hard to define… Like many things You know it when you see it Which is whenever you witness some… Summon the courage to do what must…
Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes
If you start with being, then Being is meaningless But meaning is never without being Because meaning always comes first
We subtract to find the difference But at bottom There is no difference Leaving it up to us To make a difference
You cannot make people want What they do not want And wanting it on their behalf When you secretly want what they w… Is a selfish wish that your dreams…
