My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

Everyone has a gift in life and mine is knowing exactly how much I can bid in a silent auction without winning

What’s the difference between wind… When what you desire is behind gla… And Windows shopping When what you desire is behind a s… When it’s behind glass

Much like nuclear weapons the whole point of having vacation days is never to use them

People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money

It’s almost impossible to tell the difference between self-effacement and self-abasement In the former he stays down to earth

Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

The things we possess In turn come to possess us– For lucrative careers, see golden… And as the saying goes If you own a restaurant

I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear