By preserving crucial memories Your amygdala prepares for the fut… Through understanding the past By digging strategic memory holes The internet controls the present

On planet Earth there are natural… Anything you do comes with natural… On Google Earth there are no limi… You can do anything you want But anything you do

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

The prevailing mood was that of a nuclear submarine having failed to deter Armageddon

A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that

When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?

Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer

It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious

In his weekend forays for psilocyb… he had always been wary of poisono… but he never accounted for the con… that did him in in the end