You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

Would my dentist still want me to floss if he knew that’s how I justified not going to the dentist

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

Time is money But time stops at the speed of lig… Which means the buck stops, too Making enlightenment the act of ta… For how you’ve spent your time

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

A smartphone with AI is to a person as a person is to a horse

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

It’s a sign of the times that No matter the path you take You will know you are finding God When first you become an embarrass… And only then receive

There is one reason And one reason alone That God won’t ever give up on yo… You are His job And God loves His job