A poem is worth A thousand pictures A life is worth A thousand paper cuts So, if I were to

When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped

Socialists count on the fact that there are no private languages but there is

A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

AI can’t desire so it is taking over the world because we desire it imagining that AI will tell us exactly what to do

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

I was shunned And all I can think about is What will happen if I am shunned

The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification

In Let there be plight the P is silent

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

They weren’t allowed to forcibly i… but in 2032 the Supreme Court app… for those who refused In a stroke of luck I was assigne… to the “Canadian” tar sands

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

Question: What do you want the mo… Answer: The most. This is how you know The devil is always cheating you Because desire is neither