You’re only truly clever When the devil says “Live forever If only from God you’ll sever” And you reply “Never For God is always my lever

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

Breathe in not out

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

Now that everyone else is also holier than thou Our far left raised the stakes becoming holier than Mao With slogans of piffle

Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…

Charlie Brown wants To believe Lucy wants To deceive But maybe, just maybe

The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure

Nietzsche, who famously never marr… described marriage as a long conve… Had he wed he would have realized it’s actual… a series of brief interrogations

Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

Leave children to their own device… And they will say Let’s play Give kids devices And they’ll say

In a word, the internet is a Goliath Remember, Moshiach will be from the line of… Goliath,