People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns

You have your Mr. Fix-It and your Mr. Learn-To-Live-With-It

Many people think of life as a gift but to me it’s more like

Failure to pay the narcissistic wa… results in a fit of rage that cannot be assuaged short of an all against all rampag…

Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger

If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

For human beings the dominant sens… So, coming to our senses Would necessarily involve restorin… By removing our blinders Which keep us from seeing anything

When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want

If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty

The first and most important task when you’re joining a non-hierarch… is finding out who’s really in charge The first and most important task

Everyone who uses language believes in God Prayer is the act of admitting that you believe in God