You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Instead of a scythe the mirthful reaper carried balloo… and we just floated away
The rise in sales of cruelty-free products exactly tracks the increased rate at which its consumers visit cruelty upon
The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all
Before the culture war you could talk to someone anyone say what you think and, when necessary, append a
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
There’s always a deadline when I read a lifeline so I’ll cut right to the chase: Conjoined with your avatar you will live forever
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing