If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

If you are taught that asserting yourself is wrong your only defense will be victimho… Knowing this we can reverse engineer

After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…

If you can convince people that something is inevitable they will behave as if it’s already happened making its eventuality a non-event

We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

AI is a genie in a bottle that can only grant one wish: the wish for

Exhausted by the pendulum swings b… feeling overwhelmed and disappoint… we’ve taken elements from Too much, too soon and