I’ve wasted most of my life wondering Why do I believe in God? when I should have been asking Why does God believe in me?

We used to say Hold the phone Metaphorically Because we were about to say somet… Or because we needed to stop and t…

In my experience it’s not necessarily true that one plus one must equal two The sum is nearly always

The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief

In a nice turn of phrase Freud called the process by which… The dream work In that process, of course My wishes are fulfilled

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

God is like a gifted analyst In that He leads you to reach Your own conclusions God is unlike an analyst In that He doesn’t interpret your…

Make no bones about it I can’t feel a thing in my bones So, I reach for my phone

Question: Absent the fear of God What does materialism do To reign in the aggressive instinc… Answer:

It’s not that we’ve abolished death but we’ve made it a mere formality

We have achieved the classless society: eve– rything is tacky

What would my life be like If I stopped worrying And trusted God completely? Instead of preparing for the worst And hoping for the best

All fiction Is serious fiction Because all fiction Is life and death Everything on the internet

Never Win Anything

We all have stuff With our stuff we do our thing Our thing is making a mess Which is called creation Our mistake is thinking we need to…