Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Our souls have a body Our bodies have five senses And we all have a sixth sense That there is no sixth sense Yet we’re left with a sense of sel…
It’s always darkest before the yawn
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
Slow and steady wins the race because there isn’t any finish line
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
It took the spies of Five Eyes to tell that Putin wasn’t bluffin’ But just ask the staff at Five Gu… and they’ll tell you Trump’s MacG… He longs for Daddy’s approval
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots
A man without an enemy is like a vampire with a reflection
