It all clicked for me when I realized that Hebrew School Is a party school

Your ego has you fooled To stop playing the fool Start identifying with your soul And as soon as you do You’ll begin to see the ego

For years I sojourned as a humble… Hanging all my hopes On one day emerging as a brilliant… For my moment in the sun Inching ever forward towards the s…

The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

When they said God is dead They just meant God is forbidden And like a fool

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous

History’s first lesson– the ABCs– is that, unless coerced not to people kill the ones they hate History’s second lesson–

The far left puts the silent and invisible H in tolerate Guess where? There’s a clue

We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

The opposite of a gun to my head Is a claim on my heart And, claim on my heart I’d say The truth will get you

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t