A man starts out lying for instant gratification Inevitably, this progresses to buy… his unending rationalizations

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way

My ego is too big

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

“A quantum state is not an element… instead, it represents the degrees… about the possible outcomes of mea… Just so: A mental state is not an element o…

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

Pacifism is the ultimate weapon For if you can prohibit your enemy From defending himself Then all that’s left Is to love him to death

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”

All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man

The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it

There’s equality And there’s e-quality You know the former when you see i… You know the latter when it sees y…

Inevitably my spirit vegetable was rutabaga