If husbands were like pro basketball players I’d be an all star but one with an exceptionally low trade value
It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be
God: Do you trust me? Me: It’s not my fault!
Just as He covered 2/3 of the Ear… God made us each 2/3 water To make it obvious But not too obvious That we don’t ever die
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
If you would remake the world In your own image Then I can only imagine You believe you’ve thought of ever…
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
The only ones Who antisemites hate more than Je… Are Jews who defend themselves There is a name For their belief system:
As bumbling first mate to his capt… Gilligan wasn’t in charge But he was the star of the show Which is how the male ego understa…
The word of God is written in invisible ink and must be lived in order to be truly seen unless and until those lives are d…
At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,
Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…
My social medi– a persona is the mime who just won’t shut up
