Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off

Life is either A whole lotta nothing Or a whole lotta love Nothing could be easier than love Then again

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet

Desire is Putting all of your eggs in one ba… Wisdom is Understanding that there is only o…

People are only willing to wait and see when they already know what they are looking for

Nobody remembers how to forgive Because posting on social media Is an act of seeking approval

You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

I used to have my own opinions then I started sharing them

Future generations will laugh at o… their augmented cognition instantl… how the magician’s lovely assistan… but there is one trick they will n… half in fear that it would crash t…

The most hellish aspect of hell is how some of the people there don’t mind it at all

Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of