The ferocity of narcissistic rage Is in direct proportion to the dis… The depths of their contempt And the heights of their self-rega… Healing for the narcissist will on…

When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops

In addiction there is never enough… In God there is always enough How much is enough? As much as we can take And in addiction, we can’t take an…

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering h… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

Where once the Imaginary, the Sym… formed three sides of the same coi… now there is but one side to every… as the Imaginary is displaced by t… the Symbolic is scrambled in servi…

Steely Dan sings “I don’t wanna do your dirty work… again and again only once intoning “I foresee terrible trouble

When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.

It’s up to us Whether we do what we know is wron… Because it feels good in the momen… But if we do The devil is always there

Our civilization is like an egg– It can withstand enormous pressure at the top (for the obvious reasons) and bottom

When we say something is infinite Say, the universe What we really mean Is that it is unfinished

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time