When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous

Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

I know how it must sound– A two-year long two—week lockdown— But let me expound And dish the lowdown: What we fear’s a hoedown

The American cure for the boredom of meaninglessness is not to pursue meaning but to outpace boredom which is why our mass nihilism

The distant past– Strong enough for a man, pH balan… The recent past– Strong enough for a woman The present–

Following AI’s posthuman moral ca… And thus unsatisfied that hell isn… Human beings are bound and determi… To do the superego’s bidding And right that wrong

The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario

We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end

In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by

When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

Instead of dismantling oppression we dismantled the printing press inaugurating the Information Age when no news is good news all information is disinformation