You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…

You’re supposed to love everybody but everybody knows that’s putting all of your eggs in one ba… so everybody eggs each other on in making a western omelet

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

If you’ve seen one mirror you’ve seen them all

I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim

I don’t care about birds but I thrill when the squirrels can’t get to the birdseed

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

Scarcity isn’t a lack of abundance– it results from overabundance which enables hoarding

“The human body generates more bio…

To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…

A woman’s air of mystery is intended as the breath of life but received by men as a crime to be solved

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